season greetingsOK! Here is a comic write-up inspired by BOVI’s joke at the Guiness Concert! Decided to write my own version. Hope you find it interesting.

P.S: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS SOMETHING! DON’T TAKE IT PERSONAL, ANOTHER MAYOVIRAL COMPILATION!!!!

10. RIHANNA mgid-uma-video-mtv Only a Rihanna can cause a fight between 2 millionaires. Am not talking about a tweetfight or diss on tracks…am talking about a real life fight! Her power is also unique from others. If CHRIS BROWN and DRAKE can involve in a big fight because of her, don’t fault her being on this list. No one possesses her kind of power.

9. DR. {MRS} DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN a.k.a MAMA PEACE

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I won’t write much about our first lady…yeah I won’t, before a nigga lands in jail. Her excellency has always been in the news, she has over 50 parody facebook accounts and uncountable twitter parody accounts…you know all those guys on twitter are really jobless right? She received 5 different DOCTORATE awards in one year. Even MICHELLE OBAMA sef  no fit. What a POWER! She’s the most talked about first lady in the world… for some reasons we all know. maybe because of her good use of ENGLISH! she has trended on twitter more than any other Female this year! She has really used her first lady power to get other POWERFUL POWERS! MAMA OOH!!

8,7,6. THE KARDESHIANS

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This family has always been in the news. My favorite Kardeshian is KOURTNEY! The kardeshian girls are known to turn their husbands/boyfriends/partners to big MUMU + MUGU. Can you imagine how Scott dey mumu ontop Kourtney matter? Wait…what about Lamar Odom? Khloe don jazz that one. Even their mother…Kris, you can see what she turned Bruce into? She always has the final say! Thank God Bruce don soji, the man don port commot. Their recent victim is our favorite rapper KANYE WEST, chai…the guy don chop vegetable! For you to know kanye has lost it, he even compared KIM to MICHELLE OBAMA…wtf?? A report says she even asked KANYE to send our dear D’banj back to Nigeria after he noticed he didn’t have a hit track since….Mr. Banga Lee has been in Nigeria for the past 6months now. The KARDESHIANS are at work!!! They are known to wreck men and turn them to mumu. Just google them to see more of the power they possess.

  5. TOKE MAKINWA

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This woman is so powerful that she has attended all the celebrity weddings this year. She has been spotted at all the events that has occurred this year. Be it award shows, weddings, Movie premieres, Music videos, Birthday parties, Burial, Child-dedication, baby shower and Twitter verification Party etc. Her kind of power is different from any other person on my list. She gets invited to all events in and outside Nigeria. Not just an invite, she also gets paid to attend events. I still don’t know why people pay the RHYTHM FM OAP to attend events…maybe she can also turn Water to Champagne. My source reveals that she has already gotten the wedding invitation to KIMYE wedding even though…they haven’t decided a date yet, she already has the invitation! I admire her power so much. Actually, when I started writing this piece, I had KATE HENSHAW in TOKE’s position, but recently I heard TOKE gets paid while KATE HENSHAW probably doesn’t receive any penny to attend events and besides she attends more events more than KATE. These women are just too powerful. Next!

4. COSSY ORJIAKOR

cossy-orjiakor-big-21 Cossy is the only person that her boobs are more popular than her real self. You don’t need to see the face before you know this is Cossy…just look at her mighty twins. What a power!!! I personally don’t know what she does for a living for her to have that kind of Fame/Fans/Twitter Followers. I heard she’s a nollywood actress, I’ve never seen her in any movie trailer or Poster; talk less of seeing her in movies …so am still confused what she actually does. She’s powerful jor!!!

3. ANNIE IDIBIA

annie-and-2face Wow!!! How did Tuface propose sef? He was like “…blah blah blah..will you marry me?” WOW! For a whole TUFACE to go on his knees to say that upon all the records he has Set and broken himself. Over the year, Tuface has been referred to as FATHER OF ALL NATIONS. So, if the father of all nations can propose to you…omo You are powerful ooo…moving on…

2. TONTO DIKEH

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WOW! POKO BABY!! TONTO is so powerful!!! She released her singles online and reportedly has approximately 5million downloads in 24hours and to show how powerful she is…this same songs has over 5million DELETES in 24hours. WOW!!! What a powerful woman. 5million downloads and 5million deletes same day! I envy her power oo.

1. DERENLE

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Need I say more? #okbye

—–another MAYOVIRAL PIECE!



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